The crazy bus driver taking us to the Salon!!!

So today was the most interesting day! On our way to the salon we had the funniest wierdest bus driver. He looked like a fat hairy grinch!! So he drove off to western avenue and turning the corner towards downtown. Five heads on the bus blasted their ipods including me. I was jamming to ramping shop and feeling it!! All of a sudden this wierd bus driver stops in the middle of no where and begins yelling. Everyone looked confused, including me and christel. like i really wasnt in the mood to listen to a crazy bus driver and take his mess. i paused my music to hear what was goin on but he drove off anyway on his way. 5 mins passed and once again he stopped the bus, this time he stepped off his seat and marched his way down the path. Im thinkin to myself okay whats the joke, like this bus driver is on something. All of a sudden the crazy looney approaches me and christel and bebegins to preech in some wierd language, sounded kinda russian. " ASHAA COOBO RAATUUNA SNIIPURR CAAA TI TI SHHEROOBUP!!!!!" I wasnt payin attention to what he was saying though cas i was distracted by his brown teeth and hairy ears. But i do remember him saying no ipods, no singing, no lauphing, no dancing on the bus, Read the sign!!! And the asswhole pointed to a poster with 10font words printed on them. Lmao!! The whole bus was lost, expecially me so christel and i busted out of lauphter. Another 2 mins passed and he stops the bus once again, this times he grabs the little gray hair he has left on his head and begins to preech. "ASH SHKAAA DUUBAAA ...PEOPLE ON THIS BUS, NO MUSIC, WHEN U GET ON THE BUS YOU TURN IT OFF COMPLETLY AND WHEN YOU GET ON YOU PUT IT BACK ON!!! KKSHAWWW,DUBA QTWEC RUSHAA LEINDOO SHISHHH CAAABOOBB !! The whole bus went bananas and started yelling at him!! I was thinkin maybe we should report this dumb fool... Angry people on the bus was like "can you juss do your job and drive the freakin bus i need to go to work!!" And the dumb fool said "I need to go to work too" His dumbass didnt know he was at work? I couldnt belive what was goin on at the moment and all i could do was lauph and cry, was this man serious!? I think he was just another crazy Albanian....sheesh i think i had enough of this city.